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What Religion is your Bra?

A man walked into Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy my wife a bra."

"What type of bra?" she asked.

Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?

Now totally confused the man asked about the differences between them. The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Front Office……………Shirley B.

 
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