1. I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
2. When chemists die, they barium.
3. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
4. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spay is now a seasoned veteran.
5. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
6. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
7. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
8. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
9. I’m reading a book about anti gravity, I can’t put it down.
10. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
11. They told me I had type A blood. But was a Type O.
12. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
13. PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
14. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
15. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
16. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
17. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
18. Broken pencils are pointless.

Presented by:    Danielle Mason

Front Office……………..Shirley B.


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