A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

   The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins, a boy and a girl. Your brother from Cork came in and named them.

   The woman thinks to herself, “Oh, No, not my brother….he’s an idiot! She asks the doctor “Well, what’s the girl’s name?

   “Denise.” replied, the doctor.

   “Wow, that’s not a bad name. I like it. What’s the boy’s name?”

   “Denephew!” said the doctor.