A friend of mine who shall remain anonymous decided to go on a diet, and the first evening she decided to call me.

   I could tell her mouth was full, so I asked her what she was eating.

   “A cupcake,” she mumbled. “I just got on the scale, and it read 149.5 pounds. I decided that was no place to start a diet, so I’m rounding it off to 150.”


"I have been a patient of Dr. Gary Fornera’s since March 2013 concerning pre-cancer of the vulva region.  After undergoing 4 partial vulnectomies, I want you to know how compassionate, caring and what an understanding doctor he has been to me.  He is a wonderful asset to your medical clinic.  His nurse, Andrea, is pretty awesome also."