A priest, a minister, and a Rabbi wanted to see who was best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

     Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.”

     “I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

     They both look down at the Rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast.

     “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”


May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty…..

Front Office…………….Shirley B.


"I have been a patient of Dr. Gary Fornera’s since March 2013 concerning pre-cancer of the vulva region.  After undergoing 4 partial vulnectomies, I want you to know how compassionate, caring and what an understanding doctor he has been to me.  He is a wonderful asset to your medical clinic.  His nurse, Andrea, is pretty awesome also."